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Keeping with the spirit of the "Three River City", the Pittsburgh Dumptruck occurs when three participants, or "defacateurs" proceed to defecate or "poo" on the chest or upper torso of another participant, willing or non. Said occurance need not occur in or within the vicinity of the City of Pittsburgh.
Dude, that bitch loves a good Pittsburgh Dumptruck, you guys want to drink draft beer all night and shit on her?
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n. A football team that was formed in Pittsburgh a long time ago. They sucked until the seventies, but then they started using large amounts of steriods. These steroids gave them the ability to win 4 Super Bowls by cheating. Ever since the seventies started, they have been the luckiest team in the NFL for several reasons:
1. The most memorable play in their history was illegal and incredibly lucky.
2. They were barely noticed for their extreme usage of steroids which gave them 4 Super Bowls.
3. They have not won ONE of their 6 Super Bowls fairly, there is some kind of controversy surrounding every one:
'70's: Steroids
'05: Injured Carson Palmer, won because most teams suck without their best player. Manning and Plummer can't play in the playoffs. Refs handed them Super Bowl (The Refs are a common Steelers helper; whenever your favorite team plays the Steelers, it is playing both the Steelers and the Refs).
'08:Would not have won division had it not been for terrible call in game against Ravens, which would have resulted in the Steelers having to play on the road in the playoffs which equals a loss. Also, every team they had to play in the playoffs beat a team that beat the Steelers in the regular season in the previous round.
I'm sure we haven't seen the end of the luckiness in Pittsburgh
Bill: Wow the Patriots are much better than the Steelers, Tom. I am pretty sure they will win today
Tom: I don't know, Bill, you have to remember: the Pittsburgh Steelers always have the refs on their side.
Larry: Wow I can't believe that play John. I mean, the Steelers won the game because Roethlisberger threw the ball forward and it bounced off of Hines Ward into the hands of Santonio Holmes, who fumbled into the arms of Roethlisberger, who illegally threw it forward again, only to be intercepted, but then the defender fumbled it and then Mike Tomlin stepped on the field and picked it up, and then he threw it to a cunt named Richard Simmons, who happened to be wearing a Steelers jersey.
John: Yeah, Larry, the Steelers are so good. Only they would be able to do that.
Pissed off football fan: OF COURSE, FUCKING JOHN, THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUCKING STEELERS. THEY ARE ALLOWED TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES BY CONSTANTLY FUCKING CHEATING.
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A NFL franchise that has a roster loaded with and fans that are unemployed losers, faggots, lesbians, convicts, scumbags, stupid cocksuckers, dumbass bitches, motherless whores, ass pirates, child molesters, toothless square headed hillbillies, and any number of unmentioned retrobates. They like to brag about the last 35 years of their franchise history (except the 80's)but don't mention the first 40 sorry ass years of their existence when they sucked cock and balls like somebody in a hot dog eating contest. They wave a "terrible towel" at games like a bunch of pussy school girls at a pom-pom competition and think it's cool, while the rest of the NFL watches and thinks, "What a bunch of bitch fairies." The only thing they like better than Jack Lambert is jacking off in their mother's face. They only thing they love more than Hines Ward is taking cock in their mouth and ass, balls deep simultaneously (that means at the same time for you dumb fuck Steelers fans). If they didn't have Steelers games to watch their fans would resort back to watching dog fights, cock fights, and watching their father screw their sisters and brothers.
"Hey, yous guys want to go to a Pittsburgh Steelers game?"
"Nah, I'd rather lick the sweat off a faggot's cum encrusted ball sack."
"Yeah, that's what we do after we wave those terrible towels like a bunch of dingleberry munching fairies."
"OK let's go! Sounds better than watching Dad make the two-backed beast with my little brother and sister again."
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Greatest team ever to grace the NFL. They currently are owned by the Rooney family. The Steelers have has the pleasure of enlisting such greats as Terry Bradshaw, Mean Joe Greene, and Jerome Bettis, as well as not so greats like Bubby Brewster and Kordel Stewert (Shenley Park anyone?). They are fueled by Pamani Brothers sandwiches, Iron City Beer and Cower Power. In 2006 they will be winning one for the thumb.
...and Cleveland still sucks.
The Pittsburgh Steelers kicked Peyton Manning's ass back to Mississippi.
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Yet another mullet synonym. If you don't know what a mullet is, you have no business living in the Western Hemisphere.
Good God, look at Steve! He's gone beyond the Missouri Compromise and grown a Pittsburgh Perm
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Inserting the penis into a woman's vagina/ having sex.
He took a "flight to Boston" (getting your dick sucked) then he took a bus to Pittsburgh(vaginal insertion).
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A team who's fanbase increased dramatically after they won the superbowl in 2009, ironically. The majority of fans are 13-15 and have no ties with Pittsburgh culture whatsoever.
Ben Roethlisberger, the franchise player/QB, is without a doubt the fattest quarterback in the NFL.
In the 09-10 season, were swept by the Bengals, lost to the Chiefs, and grabbed straws when playing the FUCKING BROWNS.
The only argument Steelers fans have is the superbowl wins, as if it wasn't the biggest bandwagon team to begin with.
"Dude you like the Pittsburgh Steelers? They suck ass this season."
"No way. Manning isn't near as good of a QB as Roethlisberger"
-Chuckle-
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