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- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.
Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.
Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue
Guy 2: What are you doing up there?
Guy 1: I'm planking.
Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.
Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"
Guy: PLANKING OH YEA
*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT
Noun - A stroll off of a pirate ship
Aye matey, time to go for a plank
Someone who doesn’t show up, after confirming they’re going.
Joe said he would pull up later, but now he’s planking! What a plank!
Can be a derogatory term used to describe the skin colour of someone who's skinn resembles the colour of wood. Is also used to call people stupid/dumb.
Someone who has no chest or ass.
"Hey, did you see that new girl Jessica yesterday?"
"Yeah, but she's a plank."