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Commonly known as the testicles of a polar bear.
"Holy cockballs, look at the size of those polar balls on that thing!"
"oh mah gah they're humong0!"
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Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.
"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."
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A massive drop in temperature due to the emergence of cold Arctic air. Associated with a polar vortex weather system.
Wow, it's the polar plunge! It got 40 degrees colder overnight. I'll have to find my snuggle bunny.
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nikkaz from North Oakland aka North Pole, CA
u think we square, we polar bears--Mistah F.A.B.
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running a train on someone with tom hanks
me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.
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When a group of males form a circle and have an inflatable polar bear animal, and to fill it they must all ejaculate into it until it is completely filled. After the polar bear is inflated with semen the person who ejaculated the least amount will be required to belly flop onto it causing to burst semen all over their chest.
Man 1: what did you do last friday?
Man 2: Craig, Jeff, Steve, and I went Polar bearing it was super fun!
Man 1: THAT'S AWESOME YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME!
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running the train on your friend who visits for christmas.
We gonna take her upstairs and give her the polar express.
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