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California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo aka CPSUSLO: Crazy Penis Sucking Unfuckable Sluts (with) Legs Open
You go to Cal Poly SLO? You crazy penis sucking unfuckable slut with legs open. UCSB is better! Did you not get in?...oh, why else would you go to Cal Poly. You dirty dirty state school.
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A shitty school in a shitty city. Full of shitty teachers, shitty students, everything about that school is shitty.
Riverside Poly High School is a good school if your a prep or jock.
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a sexual encounter with one or more clones of yourself.
I met a couple of my clones for dinner and afterwards we went back to the studio to fool around. it was a total poly-auto masturbation/orgy...good times were had.
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the greatest school ever, will kick your schools ass at anything (except football), has a farmers market downtown, had the coolest yosemite tower four floor two group ever in 06-07, known for its diverse white people haha, great parties, hot soccer men, find you best friend in a roomate, and the greatest experience you will ever have
roomie 1: Rooms, where is the greatest place on earth?
roomie 2: Duh, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo!!!
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Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.
Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley
Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?
Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!
Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??
Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.
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Polyushka Polye or Song of The Plains is a Soviet Song Composed in 1933 by Viktor Gusev and one of the songs you hear when a fleet of Mi-24s come to visit you.
The use of Polyushka Polye:
Hanz: Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt-
Ivan: ДЕВУШКИ, СМОТРИ, ДЕВУШКИ, ПРОЧИТАЙТЕ СВОИ СЛЕЗЫ, СДЕЛАЙ СВОЙ ПЕСНЯ СИЛЬНИК!
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The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.
My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.