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When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.
I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.
Office Poodle (noun): A type of worker in an office setting that will be the bane of your existence. Overacheiver, brown-noser, quick to run to management to report issues with everyone at the drop of a hat. An office poodle is the type of person who organizes ALL the office social functions including but not limited to: birthday celebrations, baby showers, engagement announcements, retirement toasts, and will be that person to insist everyone contributes monetarily. They will also be the person to coordinate holiday gifts to the boss, and insist everyone chip in $40 instead of $10. An office poodle may or may not know every single detail of your personal life, but they’d be the type to report you for wearing Crocs under your desk. They also would be the type to look over your shoulder while you’re scrolling Pinterest, later to put out an all staff email about “Personal device use on company time”. An office poodle will be the type to freak out over small changes that derail their routine. Imagine them pacing around in circles, wetting the floor in moments of crisis. These are the kinds of people who always look to make themselves look good to the company, but aren’t terribly concerned if it makes you look like a slacker in the process.
I rolled into work 6 minutes late with my iced coffee and the office poodle made sure to bring it up at our staff meeting that morning.
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the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.
Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"
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Holding your arm up and out like a Black Panther member.
Al "Nobody ever listens to our demands."
Jonny "Lets go poodle fisting down 5th street."
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a filthy, hairy butthole that is unclean on a gay man.
"ruthie wanted me to eat his ass, but he had a dingy poodle. i did not go down there."
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Surprise buttsex from a poodle with a limp dick
OH SHIT!! NOODLE POODLE!!!!
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I once heard it means two lesbians are pleasuring each other by rubbing their "who-ha's(vaginas) together.
My girl friend and I were poodle balling last night.
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