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similar words: vagina, pussy, piss flaps.
usually said instead of the word women
refering women to sex
why yes i am, i'm on poon patrol
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"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.
"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.
"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."
or
"I need to get some poon so badly."
"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...
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an italian word meaning "Penis"
That manpurse is gonna score you some serious italian poon, my friend! (read in thick italian accent)
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Someone focused on getting vagina at all cost, no holds bar, with the intention of "getting it in".
Poon poon is vagina.
In short, a poon poon hunter is one that hunts vagina.
A true poon poon hunter will do whatever it takes to get the poon poon.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think there are some skeezers that we can try to get it in with tonight.
Guy 2: Sounds good man. You are a true poon poon hunter. I am glad you are my friend.
Guy 1: Love them skeezers!
Guy 2: Poon poon hunting for life!
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Root; Pussy or Poo-na-knee. A)Of or being like a girl or a ghey. B)Also, can be used to refer to the female genitalial. C)Best used as an insult.
1)Don't be such a poon.
2)Did you get any poon last night?
3)Would you care for a Jr. bacon poon burger?
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verb. (i) The act of spending time with one's girlfriend/female partner instead of choosing to do so with male friends.
(ii) The act of sexual intercourse.
Can be used in many forms.
Guy 1: "Coming out later for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Nah sorry, I'm pooning"
Guy 1: "Are you pooning later?"
Guy 2: "Ye we're going for dinner"
Guy 1: "Bender!"
Guy 1: "Where'd you end up last night?"
Guy 2: "Went back to mine with that bird I was with"
Guy 1: "Did you poon?"
Guy 2: "Nah, got head though"
Guy 1: "Lad!"
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1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.
2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.
3)Also also a vagina.
1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."
2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."
3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"
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