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When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are
"Teresa legit just had positive shrinkage"
"No way bruh she always a big one"
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When negative news becomes positively the only news people are interested in.
The horrible accident that created a more horrific accident was POSITIVELY NEGATIVE and interesting.
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Getting an often unwanted erection simply because of the way you're sitting or positioned. Too much blood flowing to the wrong place and always at the wrong time.
"I was sleeping when the teacher called me to the front of the class. When I woke up I was pitching a pretty big tent and there was no way I could hide it."
"Sounds to me like you got a positional chubby...God I hate those."
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A gay Sex Position where one man Sucks anothers mans dick while that man gets fucked up the ass by another man and while the man getting his dick sucked licks the man fucking the mans ass gets his ass licked in and out makeing a circle.
Hey us three should have a 360 position tonight.
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Originally developed from the show "Darling in the FranXX", FRANXX Position is when you and a hoe are having sex and the woman must go doggy style, while the man goes deep into the g-spot as far as possible while still holding on to her ass cheeks. In order to control the position, the man must not have blue balls.
"Hey darling, we should do a FRANXX Position."
"Sure thing babe."
"OH DARLING! Hiro, I want more of your love juice!"
"Sure thing babe."
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(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.
Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.
2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.
3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
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When a girl and a guy are laying in bed, on a couch, on the floor, in a hammock, etc. and the girl is laying behind the guy in order to avoid any touching of the male privates even through clothing.
Kate: Last night we were laying in the tommy position on the hammock
Jenna: Why?
Kate: Cause he is a pansy.
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