A lazy bum with no purpose in life.
Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.
(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?
(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.
(Juan) you fucking potato!
What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass
Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!
A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.
"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"
A person who is a spud. They have power and are well known, are able to get their thoughts and words to the masses. But what they say isn’t very intelligent or interesting.
There goes Eric Trump on Twitter again. He is such a potato. He kind of even looks like one.