This is the best word to confuse people with
I sent my coach an email of just the word potato
a beautiful and sacred food. also your face
I will perform a ritual with the trolli and potato
A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.
"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."
a thing that all must hail to for this is a god
Man: Look! It's potato!
Bobby: All Hail Potato!
Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies
Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die