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a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving
“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”
a can of beans and a prayer
Students at Point Loma Nazarene University in San Diego, CA go here to make out and finger each other’s bum bums. Occasionally people pray here.
“I’m taking Megan to Prescott Prayer Chapel later.”
“Whoooa man, second base already? Nice!”
A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:
I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...
Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?
GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!
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A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or when faced with a bewildering situation.
The party sounded like a quaker prayer meeting after Charlie announced he had cancer.
Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.
Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!
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When a group of friends masterbate around a friends sleeping wife
Hey dude, can we do a Nigerian Prayer Session to Kerri, we won't cum on her.
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When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.
Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
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SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
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