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President's Club

An exclusive members only club, usually printed on the business cards of women executives, meaning she has risen to the top, more importantly that she knows how and is willing to give the Lewinsky without appledogging.She does not wear blue dresses as to avoid stains.

Beth was promoted yesterday to the president's club after her "meeting" with her boss at the local motel.
She mentioned that a cigar was involved somehow.

by Laird Jeffers February 20, 2009

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NOT MY PRESIDENT

A phrase you can use when you don't like the outcome of the situation you are in.

It works in so many ways. Especially if you sit in fetal position and squeeze your eyes shut really hard. Then yell it as loud as you can. That way you win.

Damien: I crushed you in that game of Halo the other day...you really suck.
Brian: Not my president.

by cramagraham June 8, 2018

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President Obama

Different color, same shit.

"President Obama is bringing hope and change"
"Sure he is"

by Sam the Sasquach July 14, 2009

541๐Ÿ‘ 319๐Ÿ‘Ž


President Pelosi

The next President of the United States, at least for the rest of 2020, since Pence has also been clearly implicated in the Finnish quid pro quo debacle.

Of course all along, assuming what many have assumed throughout this pathetic charade of a presidency, she wouldnโ€™t have wanted to get started on this road since she was not wanting to become President Pelosi.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hood President

Earned reputable respect and undeniable power in the hood. He or she is a positive figure in the community and fights to better it. A hood president is basically a person who has both street and book intelegience and got to that bag for the betterment of the hood.

These people see love you bro!
Your a Hood President to your city. Another modern day black inspiration.

by Doc Rush October 29, 2020


president tumbleweed

An invasive Russian plant, that tumbles across the land, yet somehow managed to get elected.

President Tumbleweed held another rally today.

by WyteWydow April 29, 2020


president bush

Verb. To suddenly shove an unsuspecting person into the bushes.

Hey, where's Fred?
He's going to be a little late. I president bushed him on the way here and he's still trying to claw his way out.
That's harsh.
I know, but I just can't resist it.

by teemo1 May 30, 2019