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Title of up-and-coming student newspaper from Rudolf Steiner School Kings Langley. It exists to serve three noble purposes:
1) To pump out gossip and propaganda
2) To advocate procrastination
3) To rip off students
"Yo, dude, have you got this issue of The Procrastinator?
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Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.
Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.
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Why are you looking up this definition? You're obviously doing this right now... I can see that your work is not done and you need to chop chop my good man! Yeah you! NO! DON'T TYPE IN ANOTHER WORD UP THERE! DO YOUR WORK!!!
-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- I'm procrastinating right now actually. English class sucks (procrastination)
A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.
You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.
Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!
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When you’re supposed to do your essay but goes to Urban Dictionary to read random definitions.
A: I like procrastination.
B: Why?
A: To read this sentence.
B: Wait what sentence????
A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.
“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.
My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.