The average Radiohead fan
He thinks listening to Kid A makes him smart, when in reality he's the biggest pseudo-intellectual on the planet
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1. Any person who thinks rock is all about wearing tacky t-shirts, growing their hair and wearing studded bracelets.
2. Someone who headbangs to Linkin Park and other related bands.
"The club I frequent is full of pseudo rockers."
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Three drunk punks from south-east houston who love mickey's and sing about loving mickey's, so you should probably give them mickey's when you see them.
Hey, there's Pseudo Section. We should buy them mickey's!
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Faking to have girl trouble, when in fact there was nothing to begin with. This is what happens when a one way relationship suffers a "breakup".
(1)
Dude, Heidi Klum got married to Seal! May get into a state of pseudo-girble over this.
(2)
Dick: This girl in my dance class totally shot me down after being "friends" with her for six months, man! She's been dating Tim!
Tom: Snap out of it. That's just pseduo-girble!
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When an author of an urban word gives themselves a thumbs up but they accidently hit the thumbs down button instead.
(jake.f)
I've got a word in the urban dictionary and it has 37 thumbs up...And one thumbs down...
(marty.s)
And you've only had it up for 38 days! Not bad pseudo Karma odds! hehe
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A Pseudo-Nigga is a person who is of European descent though sees their skin colour as an excuse to say My Nigga. For example: a Turkish man says My Nigga though his descendants were never oppressed in the correct sense to say My Nigga, despite being black. This man is a Pseudo-Nigga.
Emre: โMy Niggaโ
Real Nigga: โMy Nigga you canโt say that youโre a Turk-Nigga, My Niggaโ *chomps into chicken wing*
Emre: โMy Niggaโ
Emre is a Pseudo-Nigga.
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Someone who only relies on scientific method to determine if something is real or not,
Instead of thinking outside the box and being open minded
Garry The Science: ghosts are not real
Pseudo-Skeptic: Garry just debunked ghosts told you theyโre not real.
Open Minded: what if the method his using is wrong?
Pseudo-Skeptic: I told you theyโre not real he said so
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