Pukes O'Neil

Someone who pukes after only a few drinks. (Ranging from 1 to 4) One receives this title once leaving the toilet, or bush, and is from there on out "Pukes O'Neil." This may be reduced to "Pukes" whenever deemed necessary.

Beth walked out of the bathroom after vomiting her "two and a half shots," and became Pukes O'Neil from that point on.

"OY, PUKES!"

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puke willy

To puke on a willy

ie Murta puked on beefs willy

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vagina puke

(n.) The creamy discharge that oozes from a yeast-infected meat wallet.

Her vagina puke was so abundant that she could decorate a wedding cake with her twat in 3 minutes flat.

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Puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

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puke and rebuke

(n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them in front of the cameras, and throw up all over the church. Good television.

Puke and rebuke, unlike catholic excorcisms, is applied to anyone who wants to be seen to be excorcised on tv.

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Puking Bunny

When an inexperienced girl (or possibly a guy) is giving a guy a blow job and attempts to deep throat him, causing her (or him) to gag and throw up all over the other persons genitals. The person that got puked on then finishes himself off and smears the ejaculate in the puker's hair.

Based on a true story.

Did you hear about Statch? He pulled a Puking Bunny on that girl he was with last weekend!

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Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.

Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..

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