Tiger Pumping

Ballpumping forces fluids into different tissues at different rates. The testicles enlarge faster than the sac, just as the core of the cock enlarges faster than the skin. So if you pump a short session, you'll get big eggs hanging in your sac. If you go for a real long session, you'll get a big bloated "grapefruit" sac.

I was Tiger Pumping so much my balls exploded.

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pump and dump

Having sex with a woman one time and then never talking to them again

Boi Mike pulled an epic pump and dump with that girl from the bar

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Pain at the pump

One of the most overused and annoying phrases in news history to describe high gas prices. Often used at least once when broadcasting a story that involves gas prices.

Producer: I got it! We'll name the news story "Pain at the pump!"

Assistant Producer: Bloody clever that one!

*400 "Pain at the pump" news stories later*

Producer: Hmm...How about we call this segment "Pain at the pump?"

Assistant Producer: I love it! Very original.

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Johnny pump

New York City fire hydrants were first installed in 1808, and by 1817 flip lid-style hydrants began to appear on street corners. The term "johnny pump" is a nickname for fire hydrants that originated in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn vernacular.

1. I saw a red johny pump next to the road.
2. The firefighters connected their hose to the johnny pump.

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Lil Pump

That guy who got rejected by Billie Eilish.......

(Oh and btw, his songs are trash.)

LOL IMAGINE BEING REJECTED BY BILLIE EILISH.

*second hand embarrassment*

Lil Pump sucks.

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pumps in the bump

Comes from lyrics to he like that by fifth harmony. Refers to girls wearing heels and having a large butt. Is a reference to MC Hammers song pumps and the bump.

He like that pumps in the bump better than big boobs.

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Pump Gas

A term meaning "hurry up" or "go faster"

You better pump gas on that blunt if you wanna make it to Taco Bell before 2am

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