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meat purse

A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.

Can I made a deposit of deez nuts into your girlfriend's meat purse?

by DrSmooth May 31, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


prison purse

The b-hole, anus, a-hole especially when used for smuggling purposes.

Be careful if you smoke Chacos cigs. He keeps them in his prison purse.

by Cowboyboot August 1, 2011

33๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duffel purse

A duffel purse is a large usually humongous purse (e.g. TNA and lulu bags) which requires a longer time to search for specific items due to the size. Duffel purse are made out of leather or canvas, mainly carrier by females or homosexuals with or without pride.

Used to carry the following items makeup, tampons, a book, smaller purses, mirrors, credit cards, lotion and etc.
Can be used for carrying bowling balls, human heads, kitchen sinks, stargate. All of which can summed up in one word a fuckload

the Security guards required to see I.D. and the woman spent a lengthy amount of time trying to locate the card purse that contained her I.D. through a fuckload of shit in her duffel purse.

by NaFurious June 9, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human Purse

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.

Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.

by Matthew James Williams August 2, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


love purse

a women's pussy or vagina

boy, that girl had a hairy love purse

by dave d November 24, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


change purse

A dude's nut sack.

"I don't use Gold Bond for the itch relief so much as the York Peppermint Sensation on my change purse."

by Banwa May 13, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat purse

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier

I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.

by Johnny Tats January 31, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž