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A president of Russian Federation from 1999 - 2024 (written on 9.7.2020).
Believed by a large group of citizens (mostly senior) to be the savior of once corrupt and bandit operated country, he is praised as a kind and caring person who always listens to society's calls and tries his best to please everyone.
In reality though, he is nothing but a hypocritical self-centered mobster whose actions become understandable once you start paying attention to somewhere else but national television.
Everything he does is for the sake of statistics. He wants everyone to think he is a good president. His power - police and special forces, they keep citizens in fear of getting busted and tortured as they have no restrictions whatsoever. Telling them that they cannot do something is another reason for them to handcuff you and "teach you some manners". Everything told in a TV is often (by that I mean all the time) incorrect and is aimed for brainwashing naive social groups - elderly people, which are, unfortunately, the vast majority of a country.
His good friends at the political party of "United Russia" (Единая Россия) are as corrupt as this... "person".
(Sorry, I'm in too much depression and anger in order to continue, hopefully you get the idea of this text, I really appreciate you taking your time to read me rant, have a great day :) )
Granny1: "Vladimir Putin - our god!"
Granny2: "He's so handsome!"
Granny3: "I will vote for him at the election day, because... BECAUSE WHO ELSE!?"
Me: "But you're living in a poverty and he doesn't seem to really care..."
Them: "Shut up, you drug addict!" "You're too young to understand this, young man" "Did you hear that? That's western propaganda right there!"
Police Officer: "Your ID please"
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When a middle aged or older man does activities without a shirt. Based on Russia's current leader Vladimir Putin and his constant fishing, riding a horse, hunting without a shirt.
Example photos available on request(from me) or a search of the internet.
My uncle likes to walk in the park in his putin top. His back is hairy and everyone avoids him. He thinks he is a stud.
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An ugly fat bald headed crazy ass manwho gets 0 bitches and likes to threaten and attack random countries.
"Hey have you heard of Vladimir Putin?"
"Yeah! He's a bald headed ass freak who likes to attack random countries!"
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French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.
Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!
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A beautiful specimen that should be the 2020 US president. He is better then Donald trump and the child of the two best leaders. Remember new decade new me. VOTE FOR MEEE. Can also fix brexit.
Dr Phil: wow Donald putin is pretty great
Boris Johnson: I wish he could come over and fix brexit
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Wow you are pretty Donald Putin
Intellectuals who make fools of themselves, who spout intellectually sounding nonsense.
Are you among Putin's lackeys?
A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner again. I'm reluctant to go because I know it's just going to be another Putin's Retreat.