When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.
Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
A common euphemism for sucking your dick.
Karli is always up for quaking your dial.
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his name is quak and he loves funky kong but hates boss baby
henry quak gonzalez IV uploaded again cant wait to watch
1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.
1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now
2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.
A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.
"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"
The moments after sex when a woman’s body shakes from having intercourse. Can last up to 20 minutes
OMG girl! I had the lady quakes after Tyron last night! I couldn’t stop shaking!