crock racks

What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some

Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over

Rack-crack

The cleft between the jugs of an amply blessed, top heavy, well-made woman.

Man - "Here love, hold me pint while I nip t'bogs"
Wife - "You wot, can't you see I've got me hands full here. Tell yer wot, just pop it in me rack-crack
Man - "Alreet love, well I'll be quick then, I don't want me beer getting warm"

Rack Off

Phrase usually used by Aussies meaning "fuck off"

Ah, rack off mate! I didn\'t touch your kangaroo!

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Mad Rack

Great boobs on a chick.

Damn, check out the "mad rack" at the pool table.

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Rack PT

Military school's way of having sex.

'Make sure you sign you and your date out for rack pt tonight"

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coat rack

another term for a mullet

virgil still kept his coat rack even years after he left tennessee.

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Rack of Lamb

A young woman with large attention-getting breasts.

Walking down the street...
You: Yo, check out that rack of lamb
Friend: Yeah, I hope she's legal and not jail bait.

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