rate of broke

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness

Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come

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hourly rate

An option at some motels giving the customer just long enough to smoke some crack and get their cock sucked.

The Kalamazoo Downtowner features hourly rates.

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Thumb rating

Urban Dictionary's new system of rating definitions that sucks harder than a young Thaiwanese boy.

The infamous "fo' shizzle my nizzle" (first definition) used to have thousands of five star ratings, but now has 20 thumbs up.

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Flat Rate

Flat rate is a method of payment used by auto manufactures, dealerships and independent repair facilities whereby every repair has an assigned time value. Better technicians prefer to be paid this way as it rewards experience and speed. Also commonly known as book time.

Wow Pete did I just see you replace that engine in just a few hours? Sure did Joe. I beat the shit out of "Flat Rate" by doing it in 5 hours! My next paycheck is gonna be huge!

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asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

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XX Rated

movie rating for porno movies that is between X and XXX rating, i didn't know it existed until i saw one that had that rating...im telling the truth

"I'm buyin an XX Rated movie"

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the going rate

cost of drugs on the street or the cost of oral pleasure via prostitute. It can ONLY BE ONE OF THESE TWO THINGS.

whats the going rate of that 2 dollar make you hollar bitch? I know it aint two bucks...

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