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Whatever trends towards absurdity is the most likely outcome of any given event.
The past decade provided numerous examples of Elon's Razor such as, but not limited to, Brexit, Trump's 2016 win, Boris Johnson's ascendancy to PM, Gamestop's Stock "Going to the moon," the far-right storming the American Capitol in an effort to overturn an election based on a lie that the election was stolen from Trump despite no evidence indicating so, etc.
The most entertaining outcome is the most likely
Trump coming back to Twitter is just an example of elon's razor.
Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.
Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.
Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing
Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced
Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.
My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.
A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.
Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.
"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"
An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.
She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.
when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk