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The true people of the world today. We dont give a hoot how yall feel.
Josh is a redneck
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Someone who races cars for a living, works on engines, has a mile long dirt driveway, is from the South, has a farm, and has a couch on the front porch.
Also makes everything with beer.
A redneck is someone who could be called "Rusty"
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You might be a redneck if..
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
I'm from North Carolina and I'm proud to be a redneck
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Someone from the south, not white trash, don't put up with alot of shit, don't like yankee's, love the woods, mudd, big ass trucks, boots, wranglers, the south, confederate flags, dip, beer, huntin', fishin', and talks different than most of yall people, and alot of other things.
Redneck one: Hey yall lets head to the woods to mudd!
Redneck two: Hell yea!
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A glorious lack of sophistication.
Y'all I live in bamer and my daddy's from jawjuh. Dude no! European on my boot!
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A classification of United States amuricans who presumably drink a beyond reasonable amount of grain alcohol, chew long leaf and straight tabacca, beat their housewifery daily, grow hideous mullets (10 90's), drink beer from a mason jar,make sweet love to their first cousin, brother, mother, or great grand daughter (only to find that their offspring has multiple digits and an astronomical amount of mental retardations), participate in saudistic activities, engage in racially defiant groups, drink the scum of the earth beer more directly called Bud (once sponsored by a kin redneck known as Dale Earnhardt Jr more known to the NASCAR crowd {"Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"}just simply as junior and indirctely as poo poo ka choo piss low quality H2O, and lasty but not leastly enjoy the pure game of hunting and fisting, or is it fishing?????
That deformed man from alabama appears to be a redneck.
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Typical FOX News viewer. Rarely has more than a high school education.
Those rednecks got all riled up after watching FOX News last night.
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