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When you invite a girl over to have sex and hang out. Similar to Netflix and chill, but Climax and Relax doesn't include watching Netflix.
Chad: "Man I heard she went over to his place to climax and relax."
Bryant: "So they just hung out and had sex?"
Chad: "yup."
when something is relaxing it is also relaxive.
It is relaxive to talk with you.
To take a dump.
Especially in an outside toilet.
May I use your bathroom?
I need to relax the chocolate starfish.
Feeling free from any tension or anxiety while being at peace with ones self.
When Taca Taca is at the Ritz in Ft. Lauderdale Beach overlooking the ocean, she feels very Relaxful!
Hulu and relax is the next step in a relationship because Netflix and and Chill hasn't developed into anything sexual so the couple switches to Hulu and relax in order to fuck each other because they each know Netflix and chill isn't working out.
Guy: We should Netflix and chill tonight.
Girl: I think we are ready to Hulu and relax.
The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."