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To repetitively be asked for something by different people all with the same organization to the point of making you nauseous. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Man, these idiots up there at the division staff are TPS Reporting the hell out of me! Six of them have all called in the last hour asking for that brief I put together last night.
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A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.
My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.
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The Butt Report is an unfortunately named report made during World War 2 to reveal that most bombers failed to deliver their payloads to their target.
Thanks to David Bensusan-Butt and his Butt Report, we won the war against Germany and hahaha he has butt in his name
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The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.
I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.
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It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.
Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."
Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?
Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday
Group: Oooh wow, cool
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The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.
The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.
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A self-report is doing something that's ultra sus resembling an action Andrew Tate would do.
The Cheeto dust on my fingertips was a self-report I stole my brothers Cheetos.
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