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A town where there are no big shopping malls or advertisements everywhere. Beware there is no color, almost every single person is white!
Have you been to Maple Ridge lately? Try spotting color sometime, it is nearly impossible.
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The act of sliding your penis up and down a woman's vagina sans penetration.
She didn't want to go all the way, so we decided that ridge running was the next best alternative.
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Snoqualmie Ridge is a predominately white town in the Cascade Foothills. Most of the Moms are in their 40s and run around in their Lulumon yoga pants with the stroller and large dog in tow. If you're not white y ou will be ignored or ostracized.
The bratty spoiled kids will vandalize your home and think your lawn and driveway as their own personal playground.
People let their dogs runaround loose. The worst offender is actually a state trooper.
There is a TPC golf course that is primarily for white folk. Don't go in there if your not white, you may not get service.
The neighborhood has gotten more diverse with the influx of Indians who are very loud.
Snoqualmie Snoqualmie Ridge
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The seam down the middle of the male ballsack
Kyle's walnut ridge was doing a great job of separating his balls
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Sweaty paste build up along the ridge of your helm
"Come over here flick some of this foul smelling ridge paste from my tip
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a town going indefinitely emo. Many guys wear the tightest pants ensuring they 1)will not be able to feel their wangs after being in such a tight pouch for the day 2) will never be able to reproduce because they became sterile before hitting 18. Also there are no true preps. They are usually a bunch of the sluttiest bitches ever seen on the face of the earth. Such as... ao. ev. df. etc. Many of these basking ridge kids learn to get high using alcohol, and marijuana before they are five feet tall. Being skinny is a goal, but there are only so many that are priveliged enough to be so. The others are giant blimps such as kp. and jd. wow... Most have so much money and the schools serve so much crap that they just shove whatevers placed before them in their mouth. What can I say? B-ridge kids weren't raised to be smart. Now the teachers are trying to shield the kids from so many horrors of the world such as "sex" GASP. What they don't know is kids here have learned to play bump and grind even before 5th grade. However there are a few more... valuable minds of Basking Ridge. They are going to be bernardsville's future bosses, so don't bitch and we won't fire you. These you can find usually in the more advanced classes, but even then many of them succumb to the peer pressure by high school and start drinking, smoking and in other words loosing the brain cells they have. But still... WE STILL FUCKING PARTY HARDER THEN ANY OF YOU!! plus with our wealth we have more to spend on motherfucking parties, and our bar/bat mitzvah's are the shiz!! don't hate because we richer then you.
ew. basking ridge??
don't hate, we just better then you bitches
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This is the nickname for Park Ridge, Illinois. It's ironic because the town itself is quite clean but the teenagers are trash.
The Dirty Ridge is the place to be!
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