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An old interrogation and torture device: basically a set of tongs with two pairs of big claws.
Red-hot or ice-cold, they tore to shreds the breasts of countless women who were convicted of heresy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic, or some other crime.
Often, one breast of an unmarried mother would be subjected to this agony.
“'Are they ready?!' one of the women called over to the oven. 'Ready!' a burly, middle-aged man answered, wielding a pair of breast rippers! The torturers stood and watched with glee!
The red-hot pinchers jabbed deep into the flesh of the right breast of Britney Spears, searing her. She squawked like a parrot as the man suddenly yanked the tongs away! The implant fell away as the breast tore, the sac bursting on the stone floor!"
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When i was 13 i had my first 'Rim Ripper'... i had partied the night before, and nobody wants to take a shit in sum1 elses house at a party.. so i held it in all night. and next morning i didn't have to go till a lil while in the after noon.. all the fucking alchohal from the party had dehydrated my system so when i shit it was just a huge baseball sized chunk of concrete shit.. of course it had to come out.. and of course.. it was a 'Rim Ripper'.. in short a Rim Ripper is when ur shit is so big your anus bleeds
1) man i just had the biggest rim ripper i can even walk
2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are Crimson!
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One that drives like hell on any road
Chris is definitely a certified ripper.
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Any consumable substance that has a stimulating effect. Eg. Jager Bombs, amphetamines, caffine, nicotine, crystal meth, coccain, etc.
Hey Kevin, what are you up to today? Wanna go out and do some Ripper-Magoos (Jager Bombs) tonight? No thank's I had plenty of Ripper-Magoos last night, perhaps just a couple of Rippers (shots of Jag without the Red Bull).
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To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.
Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.
I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...
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The Most Bad-ass Guitar hero Character...Ever.
GO BUY HIM FROM THE GUITAR CENTER SHOP IN YOUR GH 1/2/3/Rocks the 80s and i hope Aerosmith....
.....NOW!!!!
......What are you waiting for!?
9350 Guitar hero dollars?! DAMNIT!!! I want my Grim ripper NOW!!!! NOW I SAY!!!!!
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