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Rockstar Dysmorphia

One with exceedingly capable Rockstar energy and abilities, who does not recognise this within themselves.

Cure: just grow up and admit it
Common side effects: overwhelming modesty, increased desire for snacks
Rare side effects: bad knees

Sue: "You know that guy, Darren or something like that? Yeah he has Rockstar Dysmorphia apparently"
Tony: "Who?"
Sue: "For fuck sake Tony you never listen to a word I say. This is why I'm divorcing you"

by actual rockstar December 20, 2022


The Gameboy Rockstar

The Gameboy Rockstar is the most rated rapper/singer😭😭.

The Gameboy Rockstar

by S.A NEWS March 12, 2021


Rockstar Logic

When the train is the only vehicle you can't destroy in GTA V.

Rockstar logic at it's best

by Eddie the Head July 6, 2021


Rockstar Sunday

The time when Rockstar Games got hacked and the unreleased Grand Theft Auto 6 alpha footage was all over the internet. This was presumably the biggest leak in gaming history.

Rockstar Sunday was Rockstar's biggest nightmare

by BakeWithMe September 19, 2022


Rockstar's Homework

In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed

"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"

by Gom_Bitti October 23, 2020


Rockstar Challenge

It's when you plug your amp and guitar up outside and play full volume, waking your neighbors up. Doesn't have to be a full song, but you must be BLASTING. Preferably done past midnight.

Neighbor: The boy next door is shredding an awesome solo right on his front porch!
911: We're on our way, ma'am. This is not the first time we've got reports of the Rockstar challenge

by YungYolo123 January 19, 2015


Rockstar Hammered

An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.

Dude, last night I got Rockstar Hammered.

by ptj January 23, 2008