Roman Fountain

A Roman Fountan is when a girl sits on a toilet and takes a piss while performing the act of fellatio on a man.

"I can't believe Teddy got that nun to do a Roman Fountain."

"Yea dude she made it rain"

"Thats fucking gross"

"There is actually nothing more natural than a Roman Fountain."

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Roman holiday

An instance in which someone experiences enjoyment on account of someone else's suffering. The expression, first used in this sense in Byron's "Childe Harold," derives from the fact that the Roman Empire frequently proclaimed work-free days on which to hold gladiatorial games. "Roman holiday" can function as a loose equivalent of the German term Schadenfreude, which also means pleasure derived from another person's misfortune.

When he had to enter rehab himself, he realized that his mockery of Rush Limbaugh's painkiller addiction ultimately amounted to nothing more than a petty Roman holiday.

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Roman bow

the sexual act between two gay men. where one man stands facing the wall and the other stands behind him with his hands on his shoulders and then they interlock there feet. the man in front yells archers on my mark unleash hell. then the man in the back leans back thus looking like a bow with his erect penis acting as an arrow he thrust forward into the man in front's ass.

holy fuck dad why are you and dewayne doing a roman bow?

Roman handshake

Noun: a manner of shaking hands peculiar to ancient Rome, in which the parties grasp each others right wrist.

"The Roman handshake was the accepted practice of greeting among gentlemen in the Western world from the beginning of the 1st century BC until the end of the 5th century AD."

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Roman Atwood

A cringey bug-eyed ex-prankster turned vlogger who uses forced, insincere positivity to push his merch to children and ignorant parents.

Hey guys did you watch that Roman Atwood video where he did black face? (yes it's a thing, Google it)

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Roman Hands

A play on word which is used to describe the sexual act of "roaming" (groping) hands.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Roman Hands" I will have to castrate him.

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Father Roman

The Man that stole the 1201 time cube back from the Gazaians. On December 10 he arose, drinking the water of the Jordan and eating grain from Nazareth. He often claimed Jesus of Nazareth is greater than him.

“Father Roman was a great man”