nappy roots

a hot rap group from the dirty south

awwnaww,po folks, po folks remix, and roun da globe

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chug on the root

to perform oral sex to a male vigorously

or a comeback to something you don't agree with

"yo babe why don't you pass me the popcorn"
"get it yourself"
"listen bitch why don't you chug on the root and get me my damn popcorn.. I love you"

"hey honey why don't we light a few candles tonight take a bath and you can chug on the root?"

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square root

(MATHEMATICS) each positive number has another number that, when multiplied times itself, equals that number. So, for example, 4 has a square root of 2 (2 x 2 = 4).

The square root of a negative number is an imaginary number. Imaginary numbers are not, by themselves, useful solutions to math problems; but they can be used to find them.

BILL: Anna, we have a rectangle that's 3 x as long as it is wide, and it encloses an area of 300 square meters. What are the dimensions?

ANNA: Well, that's like 3 squares of 100 square meters. The square root of 100 is 10, so the rectangle is 10 by 30.

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The logarithm of a square root is one half the log of the number itself; hence, the natural log of 25 is 3.2189, while the natural log of 5 is 1.6094.

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Root tap

A flick, thump, or quick strike to the genitals of a relaxed, distracted, or otherwise inattentive male companion.

"Hey, Jake?"
"Yeah?"
"ROOT TAP!"
"AUGH You Fucker!"

improper root

A maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. It is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.

1. "Nah look... I didn't actually root her. It was more of an improper root."

"So nothing happened then."

"Uh... nah, we just chatted."
2. "Old mate Will got an improper root last night."

Pursuit and Root

Pursuit and Root is when you’re about to abort mission (stop msging a girl you fancy) but then decide to pursuit that ass and root her.

I think I’m gonna pursuit and root this chick, I was thinking of aborting mission but I’ll pursuit and root that.

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Root Canal

The red-light district of Venice

Dad: I met your Mother in Venice...
Son: (please don't say in the Root Canal!)
Dad: ..in an area called the Root Canal
Son: aaaahhhhhh faaarrrrrkkkk

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