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A brutal and savagely destructive man who is a perfect gentlemen off the field. Heavy drinker and prefers imported beers (ie Geuiness, Moosehead, ect) over domestic.
The group of large and noisy men in the local pub who are drunk and getting in fights and singing strange songs you've never heard of.
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A rugby player who thinks he is God's gift when he is, in fact, a cunt
Paul: Who is that other there?
Steve: He's one of those rugby cunts, I wish he was dead.
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When one man shoves his finger up another mans bum.
That spastic just rugby leagued me, what a gay cunt.
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Someone who plays for the any rugby team and goes around doing press ups in bars, downing snakebite and puking it back up into the cup.
Before these drinking sessions occur, a game of touch cup is played in a bar, in which members of the team wank over the fact they managed to bounce the a coin into a cup. whilst shouting phrases such as LAD and GEEZER at around 132 decibels.
Brian: You'll like this.. check this out.
(a lad downs half a pint of snakebite and gets a semi)
Tom: What a rugby cunt!
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One of the best games, no it aint a shit version of league, without it there would be no rugby league :)...I do enjoy both games and play but Union does have that extra thrill to it when played.
Dipshit: Rugby Union is shit, its a rip off of league.
Me: Fuck yourself Union is basically the father of league, withou it there would be no league.
Dipshit: But league came 1st.
Me: ***sigh***
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A woman who shows up to the "after party" post rubgy game. The party typically includes lots of drinking and this woman is sang to by the players. Her anatomical features are enhanced by song from head to toe. It (the rugby queen tradition) is a joy for all attending.
Julie came to the party after the game, she was pronounced "The Rugby Queen" and a song broke out about her.
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A game that is enjoyed by men who love men. There are many opportunities to shove your head into your teammates anus, many players just like to sniff each others privates. 'Reach arounds' are also permitted in the rules and actively encouraged at the formation of each scrum. This game is no fun for spectators and very few actually attend games.
Players are encouraged to fall over every couple of meters and make a rutting action, other players are then encouraged to hug them, this goes on and on ad infenitum until a player falls over beyond a white line. This is an excuse for more hugging then all of the fellows retire to the dressing sheds to share a beer and a single bar of soap.
John Hopoate ,expert rugby league exponent
Ian Roberts, typical rugby league exponent
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