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A phrase used to describe an especially fun event, such as parties, dances, or general merrymaking.
Jim: Dude, last night was a total yard sale. I've never had that much in my entire life.
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An alibi often used to explain the origin of petty contraband. Often works because it is nearly impossible to disprove, plausible, and usually absolves the owner of guilt.
Officer: Son, mind explaining where you got those milk crates with 'Property of Milk Company' written on them?
Dude: Yard sale.
Officer: Dammit.
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A female with junk in the trunk. Big ol' booty game. A$$ for days
"Check out that bake sale, she's got so much damn cake!
Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....
Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.
I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.
Unsanctioned, crowd-sourced 100% off sales on high-fashion clothing, handbags and accessories at stores such as Nordstrum and Neiman Marcus. Commonly referenced in mainstream media as "Grab-and-run robberies" or "organized retail theft," Flashmob Sales generally involve the redistribution of symbols of capitalist wealth in the order of hundreds of thousands of dollars, taken from icons of retail excess and redistributed to those in need of a fashion upgrade for the holidays.
Rumored to be inspired by the Bob Dylan lyric, "Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and the make you king," the proponents of Flashmob Sales are under the apparent belief that if enough people steal a ton of items all at once, the internet will cheer them on and the police will simply go back to finding unarmed civilians to shoot for sport.
"Nice sweater? Is that made from recycled laundry lint?" "Thanks! Yeah, I got it a Flashmob Sale down at the Grove!"
Dialing and sending text messages to every client possible.
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J 🦢 lives in sales psychosis.