chips & salsa

sex.
(reference to chips and salsa)

I'm going to have chips & salsa.

Chips & Salsa

New term for sex

They did the Chips & Salsa

furry salsa

when a person throws up in a furry suit

i created some furry salsa

Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.

Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.

salsa rosada

When you ejaculate inside of a women that currently has her period, making a combination of semen and blood.

Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.

Cum on me so we can make some salsa rosada!

Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.

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salsa sanchez

noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.

verb --

1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip

Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.

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Salsa bombing

Dancing Salsa in a night-club/bar for the purposes of being showy, introducing new people to the dance, or sometimes dancing Salsa where other locations are available.

Hey are we Salsa bombing (some local bar) tonight?

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