Samuel, big cock, never disappoints in the bed, very cute, looks like he came from heaven because his butt is so big 👄
Person: OMG is that Samuel he is soo hot 🥵.
A local carpetcleaner you can even call in the middle of the night and he will still come and clean your car with a carpet.
Oops I lost my uncle I guess I have to call a Samuel
An emotionally constipated rock.
Person 1: Hey, do you think she likes you?
Person 2: Nah, she's just always like that.
Person 1: Stop being such a Samuel
a boy that is so fucking adorable and gives off golden retriever energy. samuel's got red hair and the best smile in the whole world (like genuinely) he has the best laugh, and the most perfected personality that can always make you smile.
"that guy has a really cute smile and a great personality"
"yeah hes probably named samuel."
Samuel has a big cock, when you are ching chong you have big shlong
Omg your dick is so small! You're such a ching chong!
In fact,I am a Samuel.