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Ok slimy macaroni nigga
I’m searching it up
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Mmmmmm scandinavian feet porn
The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!
Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!
To have sex, bump uglies
Hey bro, me and the wife did the naked Scandinavian last night
When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
when you are fucking a Scandinavian bitch and while fucking you cum in a line all around her throat before then actually slitting her neck. (this part is optional, a small cut with a razor blade is usually done.)
osama: i gave this bitch the Scandinavian Dagger
chad: no shot bro! was she hot
osama: i guess but i killed her so"
chad: the fuck?
The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.
Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.
During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.
Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.