One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I canβt believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
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A word used to offend cambodians. even though it has no meaning, it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have seen mychonny's video.
Racist Guy:Hey, bong schlong!
Random Guy (Cambodian) : ... YOU BITCH
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The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!
Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...
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a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
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Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless
Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??
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a person who purposely avoids the penis
ie- A lesbian
Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree
You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"
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Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
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