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Snatching /screaming owl
Where a woman rides you cowgirl position, during this sge reaches behind her and snatches the exposed males jewels and stuffs them into her anus. This causes the male to scream like the Tasmanian masked owl to which the female mimics.
Fuck mate, my balls are still recovering from Sarah shoving them up her ass. I love it when she whips out a screaming owl.
When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
A drinking vessel into which an inebriated individual howls vociferously into in order to produce a variety of sounds. The glass may be moved in such a manner to change pitch or tone, or to add tremolo or vibrato.
Brett drained his Duvel tulip in order to use it as a screaming glass before snorting flecks of Goldschlager off of the bar.
Something Shawn Mendes says at concerts while singing if he’s tired, out of breath, or wants to hear the crowd sing.
Shawn Mendes: Do I ever cross your mind? SCREAM IT OUT!!
Mendes Army: Do I ever cross your mind?
when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.
Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.
Xiao Fang
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When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.
After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.
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When someone says something so wrong or stupid that you want to scream, but you can't because it's rude so you scream internally.
Guy Number 1: How are you doing man?
Guy Number 2: Not good I forgot my homework and I think that means I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: Um pretty sure you don't have...
Guy Number 2: I think I know what I mean man I know I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: *Screams Internally
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