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When your girl is asleep so you “slip” on in ;)
Yeah my girl said she was “too tired” for sex so I just gave her the old Seattle Slip!
1)When spunk/cum is fermented for three or more days then secretly introduced and mixed into coffee beans for a unfortunate victim/victims. Coffee is then brewed and the consumers then unknowingly injests the nasty brew.
2) a fermenting saved load cosumed in a beverage, usually coffee.
3) When your friend zoned but you still want them to taste your cream.
Jeanne never expected a thing, when she gulped down the nasty Seattle.
A high-risk sex position where the woman does a handstand and the male dangles from the ceiling from a rope, belly facing downward, and with such liberty he can thrust from the tip all the way to balls-deep.
Fred:"What's the biggest rush you've had in your life?"
Kevin: "I performed a Seattle Mariachi with my wife. It was like skydiving for my dick."
When someone moves to the Seattle area and waves at a local and is met with a blank stare, a look away and/or a frown.
Dude 1: Jim C. was caught unawares the other day while out jogging through his new neighborhood shortly after moving to Seattle.
Dude 2: Why, what happened?
Dude 1: He waved at one of his neighbors but they returned a blank stare and looked away.
Dude 2: Oh, he got the Seattle Wave.
- noun
1. applies to Seattle residents who grew up in the Pacific Northwest and are sheltered/naive in their young, white, liberal eutopia.
2. applies to Seattle residents who grew up in the Pacific Northwest and seem to have no comparative understanding or knowledge of the rest of the country/other cities, think a lot of things about Seattle that aren't true, and deny that Seattleites are passive aggressive.
You can be diagnosed with Seattle syndrome if:
You are very standoffish in public.
You are very non-confrontational... some would say passive aggressive.
You think that drivers in Seattle are aggressive.
You think that it gets too cold in Seattle (doesn't apply to California transplants).
You don't notice that everyone drives 2 mph under the highway speed limit and don't recognize the left lane as the fast lane in Washington state.
You think there is a lot of variety/diversity in Seattle.
You think Seattle is a really big, serious city... comparable to Chicago or New York.
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Seattle: a city in which to skedaddle. Not a city for kids. And also weird songs like: to make peace (yeah), to make peace (yeah), to make peace (ow!). Awkward.
Naked ladies in the newspaper! So Seattle!!
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A university in the heart of Seattle. Located between the party district of Capitol Hill and downtown, there is plenty to do and see. Seattle U is trending up and an education from this Jesuit school will prove valuable. While small, the university provides many opportunities to its students. It also boasts one of the best business schools in the nation. The party scene is often criticized, but coming from a student, parties are ample for those who have friends. Don't expect to be let into every party just because you pay tuition. You have to network. All in all, my SU experience has been great thus far. The academics and campus life are all around great.
Your experience at Seattle University is what you make of it!
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