shaq's minus 8

26 inches rims. Shaquille O'neal had the number 34 on the back of his jersey when he played for the lakers.

My hummer sit clean on the shaq's minus 8,
White, gold and purple, just like them old days. (Master P ft. Lil' Romeo - I Need Dubs)

Example 1: Damn boi, you sit clean on them shaq's minus 8.

Example 2: My holmes: What size are dem shoes homeboy?
Me: Dem shaq's minus 8.

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living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.

Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians

SFA (Shaq Fu Army)

A group of good men and women who stands tall against racism, rape and furry hentai. By spreading the word of Shaq, they try to make the world a better place.

That dutch nazi Sash got so owned by the SFA that his underage girlfriend left him.

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Still Better Than Shaq

When an individual is bad at something, but realizes they're still better than Shaq.

Tom was awful at cooking, but he remembered he was still better than Shaq.

SFA (Shaq Fu Army)

A secret military organization (Cult) that speaks and follows the good word of Shaq.

The SFA really took care of that Kee.

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Shaggin with Shaq

As you are about to come, pour Gold Bond© lotion on her so she thinks you came.One she turns around, rub Gold Bond© lotion in her eyes until she can no longer see. Proceed to come inside of her.

Guy 1:What did you do with that whore last night?

Guy 2: We did a bit of Shaggin with Shaq

Guy1: Wow, I can't believe you would do that.

big-shaq

a term of endearment for close friends

friend 1: ayy what we doing tonight big-shaq?
friend 2: you already know we bouta run some rainbow 6