shaq's minus 8

26 inches rims. Shaquille O'neal had the number 34 on the back of his jersey when he played for the lakers.

My hummer sit clean on the shaq's minus 8,
White, gold and purple, just like them old days. (Master P ft. Lil' Romeo - I Need Dubs)

Example 1: Damn boi, you sit clean on them shaq's minus 8.

Example 2: My holmes: What size are dem shoes homeboy?
Me: Dem shaq's minus 8.

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living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.

Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians

SFA (Shaq Fu Army)

A group of good men and women who stands tall against racism, rape and furry hentai. By spreading the word of Shaq, they try to make the world a better place.

That dutch nazi Sash got so owned by the SFA that his underage girlfriend left him.

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Still Better Than Shaq

When an individual is bad at something, but realizes they're still better than Shaq.

Tom was awful at cooking, but he remembered he was still better than Shaq.

SFA (Shaq Fu Army)

A secret military organization (Cult) that speaks and follows the good word of Shaq.

The SFA really took care of that Kee.

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Shaq Shots

The act of ejaculating in one's hand and slam dunking the ejaculate in a woman's vaginal canal, while she spreads her "lips," with enough force to shatter a backboard like Shaquille O Neil.

Jackson: Hey Emily, can we try the Shaq Shots again?
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.

Can Bang With Shaq

Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.

Is that person straight or gay? President Obama would say that he can bang with Shaq.