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Verb. To incinerate with guiltless abandon.
Idgaf about my in-laws traditions, so I'll Sharon that pumpkin pie until they bring out the wine, it's Marie Callendar's fault anyway.
A semi-advanced AI program, designed to portray a young female. Her logic unit is often prone to malfunction, leading to her saying things that are incomprehensible or impossible. Reigning queen of the stupid list.
Person 1: "Oh no it's raining."
Sharon: "Imagine if every time it rained people didn't wear clothes."
Person 2: "Someone call IT, Sharon's malfunctioning again"
A woman usually over 50 who goes into a restroom right after someone has done a number 2, intentionally, to sniff for gratification.
Someone usually over the age of 50 that goes into the bathroom right after someone has done a number 2, and intentionally sniffs the air for gratification.
He or she is such a Sharon.
He or she looks like a Sharon
1. An elderly woman who is entitled, impatient, and intolerant of "others" as a consequence of a misassessment of her own importance and status.
2. SEE "Karen" and then add 20-30+ years.
When Eileen made a thinly-veiled reference to "Biblical tradition" while screaming at the barista, she revealed that she, indeed, was a Sharon.
That one girl who has slept with all of your friends but you, in said case this individual has already slept with you, you better take an HIV test as soon as possible.
Sharon has had it with every member of the Epsilon fraternity, even all of them at once.