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When a woman gets her hair cut as she's giving a BJ.
Hayleys hair looks a lil off. Always such a "Shave Slave".
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The crumbs of Tobacco at the end of the pouch
Do you have any Baccy mate?
Yeah only fanny shavings
youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"
When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine
"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"
When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.
Many NBA players use the reverse shave.
The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.
"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."
When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.
Frank: Dude, where's your beard?
John: I went to the World Beard Championships.
Frank: So, you shame shaved?
John: I don't want to talk about it.
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