shield bash

1. A lesbian sex style.
2. What lesbians do when intoxicated.

"i was watching this porno and these 2 girls were shield bashing"

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Shit Shield

If someone were talking shit to you or to someone you know and it gets back to you. Acting like you don't care or not worrying about it is having your "shit shield" up.

Nick: "Hey Bruce, James has been talking shit about you all day. He just showed up for the party man. You'd better have your shit shield up."
Bruce: "I know. But I don't care. It does not bother me unless he gets into my face about it."

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meat shield

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.

1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!

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skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.

yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?

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Roman Shield

The act of shitting on one's chest while receiving oral sex.

Cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

I can be a Spartan for Halloween after my woman gives me a Roman Shield.

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shield brother

A companion that will fight to the death for you and is originally from the Norse.

Peter: you’re my shield brother
Fabio: thank man me too

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Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"

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