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everyday after school and in the summer, just as the weather reaches 70, students at THS pack anywhere from 5-12 kids in their shitty beat up cars and drive to LC's South Shore. By day, the beach is gorgeous and everyone knows that THE spot is directally in front of the parking lot, or past the pee pond on the other side of the fence.
Girls tend to wear close to nothing, tan w/ obnoxiously huge sunglasses and wait to spot people they know, call them to their spot, talk for a while and when they walk away make fun of how their packing an extra 5 pounds on their ass. Sometimes they build up enough courage to enter the waters neer the rocks and stike up a convorsation w/ the "surfers." Occational volleyball playing neer the tide too.
For the dudes its all about how many chicks numbers they can get. Also nipple peek-a-boo contests will be held. Trucker hats, avaitors, and a shaved chest are a must when you have a penis at south shore. Football, soccer, volleyball and sometimes hackey sacks are played with awaiting the night time spendor of the Shore.
but by night is a whooole diffrent story. All the old people, small chirldren, and fat chicks leave by 5. This is when the real partying begins. Fires are made by the pits and BYOB is a way of life. Everyone comes together around 1 fire, mingling is importang. There is nothing better than sitting by the fire, someone palying an acustic guitar in the background and swiggin' a Bud Light.
South Shore is the highlight of my life. 09' so fineeee
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a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion
brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried
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Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.
"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."
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A kickass beach/tourist town/community in Washington.
I live in Ocean Shores.
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The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.
Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"
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to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.
I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.
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a show with a cast of retarded phrat boys and girls who make italians ashamed to be italian
Jersey Shore: Pauly D., Mike"the situation", Snooki, Vinny and others
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