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Doing something tha easy way
They wanted me to run 3 miles across town I said fug that and sneaky shorted a taxi cab
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" This dude only has a shorty G."
"I know, all he does is flex his stacks."
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1) the 2nd smallest submarine/hoagie sandwich size (6 inch roll) sold at Wawa convenience stores, preceded by the Junior ( 4 inch), and followed by the Classic (10 inch) and 2-footer.
2) a female/girl/woman of less than average height, who is very curvaceous.
*Guy #1- Man, "Tiffany" is my Shorti MeatBall. I mean, I'm usually not into chicks under 5-3, but Damn! Her butt and boobs belong on a girl at least 6 inches taller...
*Guy #2- Got that right...
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Shorts that are so short your {booty} cheeks hang out the bottom for the world to see.
That girl is wearing some shorty shorts and her booty is hanging out the bottom!
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a man who is above anyone less or who can be call :a clown wanksta bitch hor etc: set high standards and keeps them handles his shit no doubt and if u get out of line them things in your mouth lady lover main man undrcovers holds it dowm with the girls cause he role the world all in all greatness
boss king pimp dr. love tha shit
greatness
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Like Rick and Morty dick and Shorty is the alternative thing to say when you want to get out of a conversation that some cringe NPC is basing their entire existence of so you won’t have to deal with them.
Example: hey, did you ever watch rick and Morty? No have you ever watched dick and Shorty?
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)
A woman you plan on having in your life for as long as possible.
She’s the one, she’s my shorty worty