worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

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Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass

Thier are manny examples of this however.

1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.

2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.

In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.

Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(

As seen above.

noob,spam,ass,shove,foot,leather, Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass

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I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him

"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy

if you don't understand what the hell this is, you might be so retarded you considered doing this.

"i want to start shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy with you"
"hell no"

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how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

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Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

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roll and shove

when you have a big penis that you have to roll it up and shove it in your underwear

John’s dick was so big that he had to roll and shove into his speedo.