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Someone who has a very small penis.
Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick
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When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!
Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.
A mysterious destination in-between two dimensions that can only be accessed by a certain kind. You have to be granted access with consideration of the depth of substance abuse. If you are lucky you will be accepted onto the bus and will be transported to the land of the shrimp.
'we going to shrimp town baby!"
The best type of guy out there. He might not have the biggest six pack or be super buff but he's the most down to earth and funny guy you will ever meet. He's a bit of an retard and probably doesn't support the right football team but we allow it because he's fit, such a nice guy and has the most peng smile. If you ever need anything he's always there for you and after a hug he kisses you on the forehead and everything feels good again.
I don't care if you think he's a shrimp boy because hes my shrimp boy and nothings ever going to change that
When you are so cooked/tired that your eyes become all squint-y and Shrimpy
"Did you see Callum's new license photo?! He has Full Shrimp Eyes"
An “Australian” saying thought by other countries to be commonly used. Problems with this is that Australians call them prawns, and they don’t even cook prawns on a barbecue.
Tom (American) - Oi Mate - lets have a shrimp on the barbie!
Matt (Australian) - That fake accent sucks mate, and what shit do you think we eat?
Tom - .......
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Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity
Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it