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The act of visibly changing your walking speed or gait to match the tune currently playing on your iPod.
Some guy was doing the iPod shuffle on the way to work - one minute I was stepping on his heels, the next he was sprinting. In the end I had to punch him in the back of the head.
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The Bardstown Shuffle is the act of receiving oral pleasure whilst enjoying your favorite video game and being fed pizza off the back by the lucky lady who has the honor of performing this illustrious act.
My girlfriend felt so bad for me since i broke my leg that she made it a point to stop by and honor me with the Bardstown Shuffle to cheer me up. Boy did it work!
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When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.
Ben- Dude you smell like shit
Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle
Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!
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when the lady shuffles to the toliet with her legs closed after sex to prevent the spunk dripping down her legs.
I had to do the spunk shuffle all the way down dorm hall last night. (she says)
His Mom caught me doing the Zoidberg last night. I could not look her in the eyes the next morning.
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A titty dance involving at least two pairs of tits where the nipples would touch and sway across the titties. They often caress one another in titty harmony.
Why is that Jenna always wants to titty shuffle with every girl she meets at a rave?
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When a white person, usually a lady, is crossing the street or a parking lot and a car is coming, they start to sorta run, sorta trot, in order to cross faster. This will produce an odd gait, which looks awkward. They are doing the Honky Shuffle at that point. Sometimes it will be performed by an Asian, but never will you see a Black people or Hispanics performing this shuffle.
Did you see that lady do the Honky Shuffle to get out of the way of that car?
The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.
Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"