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A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock
Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself
A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.
John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”
doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.
It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.
While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.
The last time I was in Red square I did a Siberian armpit.
The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.
My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap
Girls who are sick of bloke jokes about disrespecting women and abusing them during intercourse.
Girl is being done from behind and just as the man is about to cum, she suddenly bends her foot back and pelts him one in the ballsack.
Stepping over his crumpled remains, grabbing her handbag and exiting to laugh about it with her friends.
Sarah: ''Yeh, he's always making those sick, misogynistic jokes about fucking women, so I delivered to him my very own Siberian Vendetta.''
Emily: ''Jesus Christ Sarah, I thought his rudeboy swagger looked a little more exaggerated than usual...''
The act of freezing a filled condom before using it as a slingshot to spray frozen cum everywhere
"How did that one night stand go?"
"It went great, I even left her a Siberian Snowstorm as a parting gift"
"How sweet"