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British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.
We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.
A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.
The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same.
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.
The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same."
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.
A sexual act in which an individual wearing pantyhose, nylons, or tights uses his feet to stimulate around a females genitalia.
Hank knew that Jane loved his ballet outfit so, on a date one night, he surprised her with a silk swirler which she received with several pleasure filled shrieks.
Used in the 1800s to describe something being silky/smooth. It is often used nowadays to describe something being suspicious.
John - "Did you lie to her?"
Mary - "No..."
John - "*scoffs* Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk..."