A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier
When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard
when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there
"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"
When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
when a slender man feeds a female a roofie so he can ferociously make love to her
The slender man came out of the woods tonight and it was so scary but he didn’t go after us he went after syadnaaaay and gave her a slinky slender too bad for syadnaaaay
a kiss between two where the tongue is sucked on by the other then vic versa
Wanna slinky kisses??
Yes its my favorite!! it means love!!!
THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP