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A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.
Example:
Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky
Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it
I gave the old lady a Stinky Slinky
a kiss between two where the tongue is sucked on by the other then vic versa
Wanna slinky kisses??
Yes its my favorite!! it means love!!!
A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause
Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram