When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
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A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
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When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass
I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom
An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
When you have the bread in the middle and the meat on the top and bottom
I'm loving this Joe Sloppy right now
A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.
Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.
When fucking a girl in doggy style, as you about to cum pull out and ram your dick into her asshole, hence splattering cum all over and inside of her as and becoming very sloppy.
I gave her a full on Sloppy Joe man!